Topic: Mega Phall-tastic

[Chilli Prawn]

I am not in to mega-hot curries these days so I rarely make them, but one of my customers has asked me to make him a Chicken Phall. 

So I have made one with the UCB, Fried tomato base, 2 tblsp Ginger Powder, 2 tblspn Garlic Powder, 4 tblsp of hot Chilli powder, and half a jar of Nagar chilli paste.  I have just tasted a little bit, and managed to say 'Oh shi....'  before my tongue seized up  :-[  I will report back and let you know his opinion, if he survives that is  : ;D.  Must go  to the docs now to have both ends repaired

CP

[welshknuckles]

Where do you get the Naga Paste CP?

I need some!

[King Prawn]

Naga paste is sold in jars in the indian shops. Usually under the name Mr. Naga
I grow my own nagas and usually freeze them, but this year made some into a chilli sauce. You don't need much of it!


KP

[spicysarsy]

Last year I grew scotch bonnets and Naga's at my allotment, on one stage I decided to cut open a couple of naga's {for seeds next year } but couldn't find my surgical gloves which I use for these purposes. Needless to say at one stage I developed an itch in a very predominately personal body area, and without thinking scratched them  and subsequently had to hose the said area for half an hour and walked home like John Wayne. {leason learned I think } : :.

[Chilli Prawn]

Hence the phrase ' get offa yer hoss and drink yer lassi'  ;D ;D

CP

[Chilli Prawn]

I have just been out for a pint and asked the man if he had tried his Phall.  He has had a quick taster and thinks it is the Bee's whotsits and will demolish it tomorrow night.  Which means i shall not know the result untill I return from hols.  Good job I have business insurance eh?  ;D.  I will post the recipe in full if anyone wants it (assuming that the Troll - customer - survives).

CP

[spicysarsy]

Yep it'll be interesting to find out if the phall was hot enough for him C.P. By the way have a great holiday mate see you when you get back.

[Chilli Prawn]

Ta  ;D ;D ;D

[NairB]

Last year I grew scotch bonnets and Naga's at my allotment, on one stage I decided to cut open a couple of naga's {for seeds next year } but couldn't find my surgical gloves which I use for these purposes. Needless to say at one stage I developed an itch in a very predominately personal body area, and without thinking scratched them  and subsequently had to hose the said area for half an hour and walked home like John Wayne. {leason learned I think } : :.

Very funny indeed spicysarsy. Somehow I can imagine your the type that cooks with the fag in the mouth (with a big bit of ash about to fall off) throwing in a little bit of this and a little bit of that into the pots and a quick sneaky "scratch" when required

[spicysarsy]

 : : In a nutshell NairB In a nutshell.