Funny I just sent that list to Darth CC. Good eh?
Here is something that Queen fans can sing along to:
CP
THE INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody with apologies to QUEEN?..
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle, now he?s dead
Naan, dinners?s just begun
But now I?m going t crap it all away
Naan, ohhhhhho ohhhho
Didn?t mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on Curry on
?Cause nothing really madras
Too late, my dinner?s gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye, Onion Bhajii, I?ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan, ohhhho ohhho
The doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we?d never come here at all
Guitar Solo here?.
I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side
Rhogan Josh, Rhogan Josh, pass the chutney made of Mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I?ve eaten Balti, somebody help me
He?s eaten Balti. Get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
?Cause the loo is quarantined??
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
NO!
It?s coming up again
(There he goes)
I chund its coming back again (there he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it goes again
(No, no, no, no, no, no, NO)
On my knees, I?m on my knees
On his knees, oh, there he goes
This Vindaloo
It?s about to wreck my guts
Poor me?.. Poor me?? Poor meeeeeee.
Guitar Solo
So you think you can chunder and feel all right?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh Maybe, but now you puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here