Topic: I Want A Curry And Rice Girl

[Ashes]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/135939/i_want_a_curry_and_rice_girl/

A rare moment of levity 

[DARTHPHALL]

What no Veil 

[Chilli Prawn]

Brilliant, just brilliant Ashes.

CP

[DARTHPHALL]

Funny as F........... ;D

[CurryCanuck]

Perpetuating the silly theme ( but related to curry ) -

                                                       The Curry Charts -

At number we have:

35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31. Dansak Queen - Abba
30. Korma People - Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police - Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji ? - Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo - Abba
10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello
9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off ? Jermaine Jackson
4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim
 

[Chilli Prawn]

Funny I just sent that list to Darth CC.  Good eh?

Here is something that Queen fans can sing along to:

CP

THE INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY

To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody with apologies to QUEEN?..

Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle, now he?s dead

Naan, dinners?s just begun
But now I?m going t crap it all away

Naan, ohhhhhho ohhhho
Didn?t mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow


Curry on Curry on
?Cause nothing really madras

Too late, my dinner?s gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye, Onion Bhajii, I?ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo

Naan, ohhhho ohhho
The doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we?d never come here at all

Guitar Solo here?.

I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side
Rhogan Josh, Rhogan Josh, pass the chutney made of Mango

Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I?ve eaten Balti, somebody help me
He?s eaten Balti.  Get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
?Cause the loo is quarantined??
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
NO!

It?s coming up again
(There he goes)
I chund its coming back again (there he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it goes again
(No, no, no, no, no, no, NO)
On my knees, I?m on my knees
On his knees, oh, there he goes
This Vindaloo
It?s about to wreck my guts
Poor me?..  Poor me??  Poor meeeeeee.

Guitar Solo

So you think you can chunder and feel all right?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh Maybe, but now you puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here

[DARTHPHALL]

roflmao roflmao  ;D ;D ;D ;D