So, I said I thought I could improve this recipe using some slightly different cooking methods.
Here's the method:
Cover base of pan with oil and heat until almost smoking
Add 1/2 small onion, stirring and shaking for 30 seconds
Add 1 generous tsp of that sloppy type garlic paste, still stirring and shaking for another 30 seconds
Take the pan off the heat and add 1 tsp tomato puree from the tube, 1 tsp spice mix, 1/2 tsp chili powder (I have the TRS extra hot stuff) and great big pinch of crubmled Methi (I also added a 1/2 tsp of Garam Masala, just because I love it, before realising that this is probably the worst possible stage at which to add it).
Put pan back on heat and stir like hell for about 30 seconds (smell that toffee)
Add a good splash of base which will go mad when it hits the pan. Evaporate the water out of it and repeat for about 2/3s of the base you're using.
Add the rest of the base, which should give you the right consistency, add your coriander then serve.
I am very upset to report I somehow managed to completely balls this up

As soon as that first splash of base went it, I thought S**T, that's the wrong colour! I think the moral of the story is that Garam Masala burns! Stabbed in the back by a cheeky 1/2 tsp of my beloved aromatic spice blend! This curry was probably the worst I've ever had, and I felt pretty sick after eating it. Result - 1/10. I give it 1 because it made my beer so much more pleasant

Here it is: BB's Burnt Madras

I actually feel sick again looking at it.