I've had to make do with Warburtons crumpets smothered in butter.
Do you know, that is the one thing I love about this time of year : I can enjoy two crumpets a day (Hovis in my case), with a good 1/8" of salted butter, and not feel the tiniest bit of guilt

And Waitrose remainder the crumpets so often that I never ever have to pay anything like full price !
** Phil.