I tried squatting over a mirror but 'im indoors came charging in and nearly broke me shoulder though he did say if I'd have fallen down that hole I'd have broken me bleedin' neck....cheek!
Thought you where going to say that he had found somewhere to park his bike ;D
As 976bar said get I'm indoors to give it a quick once over, But keep the fag papers handy for the nicks, worse than a paper cut
Les