Topic: help needed

[Unclebuck]

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNig htOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Signed,

Desperate

[Domi]

Could be a problem with your floppy disk.....I recommend installing Viagra 2009

[Cory Ander]

I recommend installing Viagra 2009

Trust you to rise to the occasion Domi! 

Isn't the 2009 version yesteryear's version though? 

I just showed UB's post to our 16 year old...he asked "is it supposed to be a joke?"...kids!  :

[Domi]

aye but the 2010 version is eye drops...does nothing for your libido, it just makes you look hard  :-X I keep telling 'im indoors that sometimes the old ones are the best though it doesn't stop him looking for mistress 2010

Old age is a bugger! Us women suffer from sagging boobs, but blokes get droopy balls  mind you, at least we don't run the risk of crapping down our knockers when we sit on the pot  ;D

[joshallen2k]

Classic stuff UB... and oh so true!