Well, I gave this one a go yesterday. No yeast, just used the Self-Rising flour.
And Yeah...let's just say I had Gord Ram behind me the whole time going
Ramsay: "What are you doing man!?
Me: "I dont' know Chef."
Ramsay: "Well that's painfully obvious! I mean, are you serious? Are you ()&*)*ing serious? Look at it....just #**#ing look at it!!!"
Me: "Yes chef."
Ramsay: "Now tell me...what does that look like to you?"
Me: "...it looks bad chef."
Ramsay: Wrong. It looks WORSE then bad. It looks bloody ghastly! Pathetic...it looks like s*@t!!"
Me: "I'm sorry Chef. I'll make it right chef."
Ramsay: /facepalm "No...no f$#k off. Shut it down, clean it up, and GET OUT!"
Me: "But Chef, I-"
Ramsay: "I SAID GET OUT!!!"
I don't think it's a problem with the recipe of course, it's just my utter lack of experience in working with raw dough - in fact this is my first time doing that at all period. The stickyness of the dough seems to make it challenging for even people who are more experienced with that sort of thing...perhapse this wasn't the best way to get my feet wet.
I think for now I'm just going to have to find the breads at a grocer or something. For now at least. Maybe I'll experiment next time with something else like...a frozen mini pizza...or...pretzel...or something.
*Sobs* they look so delicious tho