Topic: my outside kitchen

[Peripatetic Phil]

Flock Wall paper michael, Flock wall paper.

Of course.  Why didn't I think of that ?  "Fire-retardant flock wallpaper to BS 4758".  Obvious, really.

Many many years ago I used to wonder at the cost of the marble used in all the shopping centres in Britain until I hit it with an access platform and realised it was just polished plaster. I watched a company do a shop front once, amazing (but sad, I know).

Brilliant invention.  Made some people extremely rich, and certainly fools the vast majority of those who look at it ...

** Phil.

[Gav Iscon]

 "Fire-retardant flock wallpaper to BS 4758".  Obvious, really.

Nickel plated Flock wall paper, now there's a thing. 

[Micky Tikka]

Woodchip paper that should end my worries

[Onions]

5 squid a sq foot (moderated) classic! Great job though I think we all agree! Rock on!

...although MadrasA, you wanna be careful to put them batteries back in!

[Secret Santa]

I have a friend in Oz who runs his own polished plaster business out there

There's a coincidence Phil. I do believe CA runs a very profitable knob polishing business out there as well !  ;D

[Onions]

I have a friend in Oz who runs his own polished plaster business out there

There's a coincidence Phil. I do believe CA runs a very profitable knob polishing business out there as well !  ;D

Yeah. French polishing!

[ELW]

Big white double arches over the door, dark  green mosaic tiles exterior...Draught Lal Toofan/Peroni for the interior.

This place will need a name Michael.t. I'll start the ball rolling with  "The Turban Pizzeria" 

Regards
ELW

[Micky Tikka]

 ;D
I reckon you've nailed it already

[Mike hunt]

Nice Job but im suprised that meets building regulations, A big wood burning oven that size in a small wooden Kitchen is dangerous, Youll be suprised the heat that will come off that so dont be suprised if it burns down at some point.

[Onions]

He didn't ask for planning permission, of course! Wot country you think this is man