Had to laugh in Wetherspoons the other night. Their "Curry Thursday" deal is pretty good value - a curry, naan, poppadoms, chutney, "pilau rice" and a pint for less than 7 quid.
Curry, better than you might expect - naan, supermarket standard - popaddoms & chutney, even they can't mess that up, a pint - fine, but "pilau rice" is completely unseasoned, unflavoured boiled yellow rice!