Topic: Cooking My Naga Masala Tonight - Anyone Had One?

[JamesJeffery]

My Naga Masala kit arrived from Curry Kits. Looking forward to cooking up this considering it's classed as the hottest curry in the world, and makes a Phal taste like a Korma.

Anyone tried one? I'm very excited about this one!

[goncalo]

Did it come with http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ring-Fire-After-Curry-Wipes/dp/B0014BP8BK ?

[JamesJeffery]

Did it come with http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ring-Fire-After-Curry-Wipes/dp/B0014BP8BK ?

Oh wow, I didn't even know they sold stuff like that. I might have to invest in some of those!

[goncalo]

My Naga Masala kit arrived from Curry Kits. Looking forward to cooking up this considering it's classed as the hottest curry in the world, and makes a Phal taste like a Korma.

Anyone tried one? I'm very excited about this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbe-WupSJD8

It would be interesting if you could have both and tell us which one is the hotest, in any case I admire your bravery!

[JamesJeffery]

I cooked it, and I was defeated. Seriously guys, this is terribly hot. My lips are burning now and I am genuinely scared about the morning after.

My stomach feels like it's on fire. I eat Phall's on a regular basis, and I've never felt burning sensations like I did with this. It went something like this:

1st mouthful ... can't feel nothing ... oh, here it comes ... oh jesus! it's getting hotter ... give me a sip of milk quick!
2nd, 3rd and 4th mouthful are ok because my mouth can't get any hotter.
After the 4th mouthful my mouth started to burn, and then it started to get hotter and hotter with every mouthful. My lips went numb, I lost the sense of taste.

I had to to stop. I ate 3/4's of it and couldn't eat the rest. It really was that bad. If the morning after is ok I'll defiantly give it another shot and finish it all. I've still got some in a Tupperware tub.

One thing I've never done when eating spicey food is sweat, and I was sweating eating this. My face was as red as a tomato.

I'm not saying this to put people off because it was actually nice, and the whole fun of eating seriously spicey food is exciting if you can handle it.

I've still got half a packet left if anyone wants me to post it to them, although tbh it's pretty cheap anyway.

Would love to see if a curry can be done with a chilli hotter than a Naga.

[curryhell]

Hi JJ.  Glad it hit the spot ;D ;D ;D I'll certainly take the remainder of the bag off your hands. Just PM me what you want and i'll give you my address.
Being a phall eater, if you don't sweat, it ain't hot enought.  Red faced, eyes and veins bulging is a good start, but you need to sweat in areas you didn't think could produce sweat.  Oh, and i forgot the hiccups as well.  If i don't get all these sensations, then it isn't one of the hotest curries i've eaten.  In my 25 plus years of eating hot,  only two curries have ever managed to do a proper job as described above.  One was curry hell from the Rupali in Newcastle, the other from a restaurant in Lowestoft.  Not sure about that Jalzalah from Curried Away though, not exactly appetising look to it 

[JamesJeffery]

Hi JJ.  Glad it hit the spot ;D ;D ;D I'll certainly take the remainder of the bag off your hands. Just PM me what you want and i'll give you my address.
Being a phall eater, if you don't sweat, it ain't hot enought.  Red faced, eyes and veins bulging is a good start, but you need to sweat in areas you didn't think could produce sweat.  Oh, and i forgot the hiccups as well.  If i don't get all these sensations, then it isn't one of the hotest curries i've eaten.  In my 25 plus years of eating hot,  only two curries have ever managed to do a proper job as described above.  One was curry hell from the Rupali in Newcastle, the other from a restaurant in Lowestoft.  Not sure about that Jalzalah from Curried Away though, not exactly appetising look to it 

Ah yeah forgot to mention the hiccups. That's usually my gauge for measuring a hot curry. I started hiccuping instantly, even when I had a small teaspoon taste from the pot.

The half a packet is enough for at least 2 curries. PM me your address and I'll post it off to you tomorrow.

As a spice hunter, do you have any tips to survive to morning after? Anything to eat/drink tonight to lessen the effects? I'm supposed to be at the gym at 8am, I really hope I can still go.

[curryhell]

As a spice hunter, do you have any tips to survive to morning after? Anything to eat/drink tonight to lessen the effects? I'm supposed to be at the gym at 8am, I really hope I can still go.

Don't worry, you'll be at the gym in time providing you can leave the boy's room  :.  Just make sure you're up about an hour earlier than normal to let nature take its course  . No remedy for a hot curry.  Providing you cooked the spices in full, you'll be fine.  If you didn't, the only advice i can give is not to leave finger nail marks down the WC wall.  The Mrs won't thank you for them  ;D ;D Address PM'd

[JamesJeffery]

As a spice hunter, do you have any tips to survive to morning after? Anything to eat/drink tonight to lessen the effects? I'm supposed to be at the gym at 8am, I really hope I can still go.

Don't worry, you'll be at the gym in time providing you can leave the boy's room  :.  Just make sure you're up about an hour earlier than normal to let nature take its course  . No remedy for a hot curry.  Providing you cooked the spices in full, you'll be fine.  If you didn't, the only advice i can give is not to leave finger nail marks down the WC wall.  The Mrs won't thank you for them  ;D ;D Address PM'd

LMAO at the last part! I usually sit there rocking backwards and forwards. I don't even bother moving for 45 minutes because the moment I leave the toilet I need to go back in there.

Fingers crossed. Will get it posted tomorrow too. Enjoy it, and let me know how it goes for you.

[curryhell]

Looking forward to it already JJ.  What kind of phalls have you been eating and over how long a period?  You should be used to the morning by now, even after a dodgy one