tesco ? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pure 'horse' cream 




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Dear Mr Ghoulie --
Please note that Tesco plc take their reputation very seriously, and libellous remarks such as the above are likely to result in High Court action leading to punitive damages and a large fine. We invite you to make use of the "Modify" facility provided to restract your accusation. Should you fail to do, so we regret that we will have no alternative but to take legal action as outlined above in defence of our client's reputation.
Yours sincerely
Ebenezer Mainwaring-Smythe, Q.C.
Principal, Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Run (Legal advisors to Tesco plc).