Hey Mr M, I love aquariums but me and fish just do not get on.

A BIR that I used to frequent some 15 - 20 years ago, had a massive fish tank with some truly beautiful looking fish in there. I was absolutely mesmerised by them, much to my lovely wife's annoyance.
Funny story (I hope this gets taken the right way) I purchased a small tank from a good friend a while back, and eager to get some fish in it, I went to my local pet shop and purchased 'two' Black Moors <spelling? Anyway, as I am a massive Man United fan (no need for any comments

) I called one of them Yorkie, and the other Coley after our awesome pair of strikers, Dwight Yorke, and Andy Cole. Anyway, after about a week, we woke up to find that our black fish had disappeared, and in their place were 2 'gold' fish

Wondering what the hell had happened, and after phoning my bezzie mate and accusing him of 'fishnapping' I eventually called in the pet shop. They explained to me that black moors often change colour from black to gold and that it was nothing to be worried about.
Satisfied with their explanation, I went home and renamed the fish, Scholesy and Butty, after our legendary ginger midfielders, Paul Scholes and Nick Butt ;D
Alls well that ends well, as they say..!
Ray
