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Offline Domi

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2011, 06:16 PM »
I tried squatting over a mirror but 'im indoors came charging in and nearly broke me shoulder though he did say if I'd have fallen down that hole I'd have broken me bleedin' neck....cheek!

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2011, 06:22 PM »
Quote from: Domi on December 31, 2011, 04:45 PM
I'm afraid this current trend of feminine topiary's not for me. How the heck I'm supposed to lift my gunt, use a razor AND hold a mirror is beyond me.....after my last try out my mimsy looked like a cross between Jackie Stallone and Colonel Gadaffi - after he'd been captured.  >:( <shakes head>

Consider the tone well and truly lowered :D

The Idea is to get someone to do it for you......  ;)

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2011, 06:42 PM »
Quote from: Domi on December 31, 2011, 06:16 PM
I tried squatting over a mirror but 'im indoors came charging in and nearly broke me shoulder though he did say if I'd have fallen down that hole I'd have broken me bleedin' neck....cheek!

Thought you where going to say that he had found somewhere to park his bike ;D
As 976bar said get I'm indoors to give it a quick once over, But keep the fag papers handy for the nicks, worse than a paper cut

Les

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2011, 06:46 PM »
Quote from: 976bar on December 31, 2011, 06:22 PM

The Idea is to get someone to do it for you......  ;)

Do you know anyone with a constitution strong enough, a good set of garden shears and forearms like Popeye? :-\

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2011, 07:31 PM »
Quote from: Domi on December 31, 2011, 06:46 PM
Quote from: 976bar on December 31, 2011, 06:22 PM

The Idea is to get someone to do it for you......  ;)

Do you know anyone with a constitution strong enough, a good set of garden shears and forearms like Popeye? :-\

David Bellamy comes to mind!!! wummage awound, wummage awound!!!!  ;D

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2011, 10:35 PM »
Happy new year fellow curryheads, top forum!!

Wayne

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2012, 11:28 AM »
Happy New Year abody!

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2012, 11:49 AM »
Happy New Year, everyone !
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2012, 12:42 PM »
Happy New Year and Good Currying in 2012
to all cR0 members

ChewyTikka (Hic) :'(

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2012, 12:49 PM »
Happy New Year Ye All,
Here's to a good productive year, Without any Bitchin ;)

Les

 

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