Dont worry about upsetting me Livo - Im pretty thick skinned. You have to be on this forum at times. If you try any of these recipes then I doubt they will even come close to the real deal. It was only by chance that I cracked it imo.
One thing I dont think I have mentioned before was that about 7 years ago when I used to pre pack potatoes, I met a guy from Burton on Trent who used to be a chef in one of the lesser known balti restaurants (but was regularly listed in the Andy Munroe balti guide top 10). This guy did admit that he wasnt the head chef either but had worked there for many years. Due to family circumstances he had to leave the restaurant and help out with the running of the family grocery business. He did carry on cooking from home and used to do outside catering events on the side. Anyhow, I served him with spuds for about 6 months and all through that time he used to drop in various curries, samosas etc when he came to our place to pick up his spuds. He promised me he would show me exactly how to make a balti, but for various reasons after a while I stopped serving him. On one of his visits though, he gave me a good sized portion of his balti gravy. It was literally the consistency of mashed potato - Ive got some photos somewhere... Anyhow, he never really believed that I knew how to cook a curry (some say I still dont lol) but he said to me that the gravy does not require any additional spices to make a balti. That made me realise that Baltis can only be made from balti gravy and not a generic gravy. He also told me he used only whole spices as well, I could not find a trace of a whole spice in it anywhere. basically, I took his gravy, diluted it down big time (maybe 10:1) and knocked up a few baltis- absolutely out of this world etc. I showed him a few photos of me cooking the baltis and he was shocked how much I appeared to know. Anyway long story short, he disappeared a few weeks later owing me £300 end of story. He'd strung me along to get some credit and then done a Ussain (Bolt).
So thats what I learned from the horses mouth as it were.
Some time ago I was trying to crack the Balti gravy making all these weird and wonderful Balti GMs and subsequent baltis and failing miserably so I decided to take a generic gravy - JB's I think and make a curry without any additional spices basically as a starting point. I was then going to make new curries using Balti GMs to try and figure out this balti conundrum. Anyway, the unspiced straight gravy tasted closer to a balti than any of the others.
Enough of my ramblings
As they say: The proof of the pudding...