There are a few dyslexic members on here ,Maybe you should show them some  respect 

Nurse! Sense of humour for the joyless muppet who doesn't know a joke when he sees it!!

Oh Dear Dalond crASBO have you been on the shandy again 

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

accrodnig to reaserhcers, too mcuh mastrubatnig mkaes you dsyleixc

Back on topic, Just Watched this.

Painful TV Fodder. All very predictable and more

Quote from: livo on October 26, 2014, 10:38 AM
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

I don't know if I should be concerned or pleased but I can genuinely read that faster than if it were not scrambled! 

Is it possible, or even likely, that eating things that make you vomit is not such a good idea?  Call me a softy if you will, but I simply don't understand it. 

You guys remind me of the Phys Ed faculty back in my uni days.  They would annually hold their Iron Man (and Woman) challenge which involved a marathon of physical exertion with periodic stops to eat ridiculous things like canned dog food, vegemite from the jar, dry weetbix, curdled milk, raw eggs, warm beer, etc etc.  If they reached the end of the course and still hadn't evacuated their intestines they were then fed a healthy dose of ipecac syrup.  The rest of the college population used to just stand back and watch these models of the human form torture themselves to the point of convulsion and laugh.  Funny thing is that one guy just couldn't vomit even after the ipecac.  Clearly the winner that year.  Then there was the funny guy who insisted on removing his clothing at every single event, even the lunchtime concerts in the Cafeteria courtyard.

Ever thought of eating naga's naked?

Rub yourself down... with naga oil!!!