Admin I think you can now remove this thread now I have posted the final version.
Darth, I used to drink a Schnaps called somthing like Ratzenputzen when I worked in Germany. It was a very strong Schnaps mixed with pure fermented pure chilli juice and pure tomato. juice. It was worse than a plateful of Phall in a small schnapps shot glass. Just suit you sir ;D We used to drink it at the satrt of a pub crawl, wheeeeeeeeee :-X
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