A great suggestion Stu, yes and welcome back to rip off Britain and that's putting it mildly. I would probably be up for one if the price is right, I don't really need one but what the heck!
I have just been trying the process to emigrate to NZ and open a BIR but they told me to Naff off as I was too old.

BTW Darth, I have told you before that there is no Santa, and its not PC anymore anyway :

Just come to terms with it old son and hold those tears back

. Its better to seek the HG isn't it?
Any party that says it will release the BIR secret in their manifesto gets my vote.
Happy Cooking
CP