Alpacas are funny animals and v friendly. Taste good too. I have a few acres. 4 for grazing, a sty for pigs and my chooks are free range. So they get to shit wherever they want. Which isn't that great to be honest. I raise Wagyu Cattle. I've had Herefords, Red Devons and Dexters. Wagyu knocks the socks off anything in regard to taste and weight of meat on the bone. Mine don't get massages or beer. They get grass. I get the beer and I'm yet to convince SWMBO that a massage makes me more 'tender'.. 
It is a lot of work but it isn't 'work' at the same time. It's more a hobby. I'm a builder so I do sometimes struggle to put the hours into my block. But you do find friends are keen to help when they know I have great meat to trade

It is a lot of work but it isn't 'work' at the same time. It's more a hobby. I'm a builder so I do sometimes struggle to put the hours into my block. But you do find friends are keen to help when they know I have great meat to trade


Just recently we had a new curry house open here. I had gone from eating curries 3 times a week to 3 times a year and my tolerance of heat had gone. However a week ago I was on the way home and was stuck in traffic - I had stopped for more than 3 secs - that's a traffic jam here