Topic: A New Years tale...?

[Bob-A-Job]

I am going to title it as 'Heroes and Villains'.. was going to use 'Angel and Demons' but didn't want to cause any issues with IP, Probably

Anyway, let me know if you want a 'little' curry related Novella in which you have to decide who is right/wrong and (always a twist).. how many!

BAJ

[Kashmiri Bob]

Ooh yes!  Count me in. It sounds exciting.

Rob

[Bob-A-Job]

Apologies for the delay, had to catch up a bit with not being able to get into work when the snow was around (still got some at the back of the house, after it avalanched off the house roof, was waist deep at the time)... and I lost the 'Heroes and Villains', sure I saved it, probably find it, eventually, in the meantime, rewritten it over the weekend, as best as I can remember.

I hope you enjoy.

[Bob-A-Job]

Heroes and Villains

A party was being held, a cosy affair, just a dozen or so friends and neighbours, let's call it a house warming as the winter had turned cold and the snow was high.  Warming drinks, both Hot and Cold  for the young and old were readily available (Sherry was not present but Brandy made a small appearance at the end of the night, late as usual) but what to serve to soak up the wine and ale?

Pizza, crisps and cheesy biscuits for the younger, maybe something a little spicier for the adults, some homemade bhaji and vegetable samosa; nuts for those who live life dangerously and a mixed salad to help with the New Year's resolutes.

A sociable bunch, apart from the wall flower, daughter of a neighbour, not quite sure whether to laugh at the adult double entendre or feign ignorance with a shy but knowing smile, offered a drink, even by her mother but a glance at dad spoke volumes, fairly certain she wasn't drinking just lemonade at a recent Halloween party at their place.

Then the Challenge... always one! (well actually there were quite a few but they are not only not relevant but unless you were there...). A few who knew me and the others who we only met recently, clocked all the Mason Jars around the kitchen, some labelled, some not but Turmeric is distinctive and with Garlic powder in one size jar and Onion powder in another, I know which is which, etc.

“Make us a curry”... “Hot as you like!”.. “Not hot for me, I like a Korma”.. “Give me something I have never had before?”... That isn't a challenge, it is impossible! Unless...

Grabbing my phone I head off to the kitchen, some curry base in the fridge but only 2 trays, I need something else... open the cupboard and there it is, ajar and there is a Jar.

Potatoes peeled, diced and on to boil, Onions, chopped and diced, check the phone, website, spice mix, yes, there it is, grab some little plastic cups (from when the kids where very small) and make up some solutions of tomato puree, added some dried chilli flakes to one: some almond powder with coconut, a paste of coconut milk powder in another. Tin of Coconut milk (milky and creamy) opened and finally, dice up the 4 large chicken breasts that were to be the next family meal, oh well, can always buy some more... and then... start to make some Magic happen!

Less like a 'well oiled' machine, although that might have described the chef somewhat adequately but more like The Sorcerer's Apprentice (ref: Disney) and with a little help from a friend (daughter), space was cleared on the kitchen table, Tea Light food warmers circled (squared actually) around a stack of a dozen or more Air Fried poppadoms, some Balti bowls were steaming with my answer to the challenge:

Chicken Patala (not authentic, not Tikka)
Chicken Ceylon (made with the chillied puree)
Chicken Bhuna (from a jar)
Aloo Chana.

Now, you decide, which recipes and patrons befit the title and don't forget to consider the author!

[Kashmiri Bob]

This is quite straightforward:

Make us a curry. Not fussy (hero). They get the jar bhuna.

I like a korma (another hero). They get the Patiala.

Hot as you like (villain). Bound to say It's not hot enough.  They get the Ceylon. A jar of Mr. Naga (Gold) would have been handy here. 2 tbsp would suffice.

Not had before (villain). Awkward. They get the Aloo chana (also with 2 tbsp Naga Gold).

You go without. Wait until everyone has left and then order a home delivery.

Rob

[curryhell]

You go without. Wait until everyone has left and then order a home delivery.

 

I've yet to try Naga Gold