Topic: Bohemian Rhapsody

[tempest63]

You may have seen this before, it did the rounds on UKFDI some time ago and for some reason I saved it.

The curried up version of Queens' Bohemian Rhapsody:


 Naan-aa, just killed a man,
 Poppadom against his head,
 Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
 Naan-aa, dinner just begun,
 But now I've got to crap it all away.
 Naan-aa, ooh-ooh,
 Didn't mean to make you cry,
 Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
 Curry on, curry on,
 'Cause nothing really madras.


 Too late my dinner's gone,
 Sends shivers up my spine,
 Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go,
 Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
 Naan-aa, ooh-ooh,
 This dopiaza's mild,
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...
 ************
 Guitar solo
 ************
 I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
 Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
 Pass the chutney made of mango.
 Vindaloo does nicely
 Very very spicey
 ME
 Biriyani (Biriyani)
 Biriyani (Biriyani)
 Biriyani and a naan,
 (A vindaloo loo looo..)


I've eaten balti, somebody help me
 He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
 Stand you well back
 'cos this loo is quarantined
 Here it comes,
There it goes,
 Technicolour yawn.
 I chunder
 No
 It's coming up again
 (There he goes) I chunder
 It's coming up again
 (There he goes) It's coming up again. (Up again)
 Coming up again (Up again)
 Here it comes again
 (No no no no no no no no no no).
 On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
 Oh here he goes
 This vindaloo
 Is about to wreck my poor guts
Poor me.Poor me.Poor me!
 **************
 Guitar solo
 **************
 So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
 So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
 Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
 Just had to come out,
 Just had to come right out in here...
**************
Guitar solo
 **************
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Baltin, naan, bahji.
 Nothing makes a difference
 Nothing makes a difference to me.
(Anyway, my wind blows).

[DARTHPHALL]

Crazy B*****D !!!
Love it lol  ;D

[bart09]

this is man but good love it lol ;D

[mike travis]

Absolutely brilliant  well done. Whos the lead singer then Freddie Murcurry.  ;D

[Graeme]

I once came across a site with text,
Bohemian Rhapsody started to
play on a stylophone, very funny.

I never did find it again :-(

[bee]

 ;D ;D

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