Topic: Off-topic replies

[Peripatetic Phil]

Hi, I would like to ask if the juicer and juicer consumes power. Plus, I plan to use the pressure cooker to make food. Does it cost a lot? Thanks!

No, Michael, you will be pleased to know that although the juicer, if used alone, does consume considerable power, when used as "juicer and juicer" the power consumptions cancel out, as the second operates 180^o out of phase with the first.  As to the pressure cooker, how much it costs depends entirely on where you buy it.  I bought mine from Fortnum & Mason, so there was little change from £12000, but if you were to source a similar model from (say) Lidl or Aldi, you might be able to get one for around 99p.

Hope this helps, and welcome aboard !
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[Stephen Lindsay]

Hi, I would like to ask if the juicer and juicer consumes power. Plus, I plan to use the pressure cooker to make food. Does it cost a lot? Thanks!

No, Michael, you will be pleased to know that although the juicer, if used alone, does consume considerable power, when used as "juicer and juicer" the power consumptions cancel out, as the second operates 180^o out of phase with the first.  As to the pressure cooker, how much it costs depends entirely on where you buy it.  I bought mine from Fortnum & Mason, so there was little change from £12000, but if you were to source a similar model from (say) Lidl or Aldi, you might be able to get one for around 99p.

Hope this helps, and welcome aboard !
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** Phil.

Lidl and Aldi are great stores to buy horse blankets too 

[Peripatetic Phil]

Well, I know that they sometimes stock piggies in blankets (usually around Christmas time) but I've never seen horses in blankets — which aisle are they in ?  [Afterthought :   perhaps I just thought that they were piggies in blankets — they might have been ponies in blankets,  but I read what I expected to read rather than what was actually printed ...].

[Onions]

Now then gentlemen. What about this thread?!

[Peripatetic Phil]

Already reported to moderator, Sir, as soon as it appeared.  Accompanying text (after redaction) "Complete and utter b@ll@cks".

[Onions]

Ah! Seems a shame to lose some of your collected replies though, which are comedy gold 

[Peripatetic Phil]

You could always move them to "Off-topic replies" !

[Stephen Lindsay]

Well, they may not have any horse blankets in stock, but Lidl are doing a special offer next week on electric underwater sea scooters. You have been warned!

[Peripatetic Phil]

Why do the words "electric" and "underwater", when read together, not fill me with 100% confidence in the safety of the user, I wonder ...