Topic: Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face

[Garp]

I'll watch that tomorrow, Gav, as wife is sleeping but we get Burns' Day off tomorrow

[Gav Iscon]

You on the autocue Phil? impressed I can only remember 2 lines which I use in a joke involving Price Charles. 

[Peripatetic Phil]

No, all done from memory, Gav; the first year I read it, the second year I used the script as a backup in case memory failed, and now it just comes naturally without effort.

** Phil.

[Garp]

That's great, Phil - no idea what you're talking about but still very enjoyable

[Peripatetic Phil]

I'll watch that tomorrow, Gav, as wife is sleeping but we get Burns' Day off tomorrow

That's great, Phil - no idea what you're talking about but still very enjoyable

Tomorrow's a wee bit late arriving the noo ...