Ordered a Restaurant Gravy/Base

[Mike hunt]

I agree fried, Showing what they do and what they actually do are two different things,
ONIONS,  As you seem to know it all, I would like to try your mix powder that gives this elusive taste, Maybe you could post it?

[Onions]

I didn't realise that fried wasn't taking the piss out of you

Yes mate you can.

Abdul's eight spicer.

[Garp]

I'm with livo on this one. Except I hop on my right leg whilst stirring clockwise four times then anticlockwise 7 times.

Add a pinch of powdered unicorns testicle, then steal something from Tesco, compete in a local domino tourney, put on a pair of frilly panties, then stir again as above.

Et voila, perfect curry  ;D

[Peripatetic Phil]

steal something from Tesco, put on a pair of frilly panties

Er, right -- I think that tells us all we need to know, Mr McGarp.  I wouldn't bother setting your alarm clock for tomorrow morning -- I imagine the sound of the SIB breaking down your front door at 04:00 will be more than enough to ensure that you don't miss your appointment at the Bailie ...

** Phil.

[Onions]

Now try not laugh whilst saying "Mike Hunt makes good gravy"

[Peripatetic Phil]

Now try not laugh whilst saying "Mike Hunt makes good gravy"

Aspiration, Onions, aspiration is the key.  Sound your h's as you were taught at school, and all will be well; swallow them like a common East End barrow boy and you may well experience a little difficulty inhibiting your laugh reflex ...

[Garp]

What is the SIB by the way?

[Peripatetic Phil]

What is the SIB by the way?

You'll find out tomorrow, Mr McGarp, don't you worry

("Special Investigations Branch", by the way -- none too gentle with those suspected of theft from major supermarket chains or the wearing of women's underwear, I understand ...).

[Onions]

As opposed to theft by major supermarkets

[Peripatetic Phil]

Good time to buy shares in Tesco, that's all I can say.

Oops, another topic completely de-railed.  Sorry, chaps.