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Offline h4ppy-chris

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2013, 11:37 AM »
Cheers Chris - fancy having a bash at the Ultimate and letting me know your thoughts?

Sorry mate too much on at the mo.

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2013, 02:37 PM »
You ought to be hung for your crimes against Cod!  ::)

LOL!

It all sounds a bit fishy to me. I still think this is a Korma with chilli in it.

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2013, 03:49 PM »
It's not a Korma, it's a new and unique curry conceived and developed by me.

I have added some red colour and served it with griddled cod.

OH dear.This has got to be a wind up ;D ;D ;D

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2013, 04:13 PM »
Nicely presented though and looks very appetising ( NOT ). Certainly gets my vote as the best reproduction of a pavement pizza often to be found in Croydon High Street on a Saturday night!!!!.  ;)

Quote - " my God, I don't remember eating that COD ! "   ;D :o
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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2013, 06:26 PM »
Despite the curry being delicious, I can't help but feel version 1.00 has fell short of being the worlds best curry - which is a shame.

I'm sorry you are rather setting yourself up for ridicule and criticism. If you are serious and not a pure wind up merchant, then your approach is wrong. It would be a bit like me declaring that I'm setting out today to win the men's singles title at Wimbledon, only to report a few days later that early attempts are not going according to plan in that I forgot to take a tennis racket to my self-taught practice session (like you forgot to add salt).

Why not wait until you have something useful to say?

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2013, 09:03 PM »
Despite the curry being delicious, I can't help but feel version 1.00 has fell short of being the worlds best curry - which is a shame.

I'm sorry you are rather setting yourself up for ridicule and criticism. If you are serious and not a pure wind up merchant, then your approach is wrong. It would be a bit like me declaring that I'm setting out today to win the men's singles title at Wimbledon, only to report a few days later that early attempts are not going according to plan in that I forgot to take a tennis racket to my self-taught practice session (like you forgot to add salt).

Why not wait until you have something useful to say?

I'm pretty sure george's comments are based on the fact he likes his kormas mild and without fish. I can understand that very well. If  he made a jalfrezi with coconut  I'd be pretty pissed off myself too.

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2013, 11:28 PM »
I'm pretty sure george's comments are based on the fact he likes his kormas mild and without fish.

Wrong again.

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2013, 11:46 PM »
You like fish korma???

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2013, 09:20 AM »
I'm pretty sure george's comments are based on the fact he likes his kormas mild and without fish.

Wrong again.

Oh, you are so... impervious to sarcasm.

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Re: My mission is to create the ULTIMATE curry
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2013, 02:35 PM »
I concede there's probably no stopping you. You registered under 6 months ago and, posting at a rate of almost 4 posts per day, I can't compete with that sort of dedication, obsession, or whatever anyone might call it. Good luck to you if you want to sign up to the mission to create the 'ultimate curry'.

Not really wanting to signup for anything, in fact, I made my statement on this curry in here very clear, IIRC.

Regarding my post stats, moving abroad from UK gave me a motivational boost to try and replicate the curries I ate on an average of 5/7 days a week for the most part of my 2.5 years living in Cambridge;
Unlike most of the UK locals with similar aspirations, I lack good quality alternatives where I live, so I'm sorry if I spend too much time trying to learn all the obscure terms in this industry, techniques, clarify recipes, contributing a log of my failures and successes and engaging in general banther.

 

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