About an hour a go, i finished making a vindaloo. Half way through cooking, i? had a little taste to see if all was well... and guess what? There it was Once again. That same acidic taste turned its ugly head once again.
I can now rest assure that i have found the culprit. And the guilty party "ladies & gentlemen, IS"..........(everybody stops what they're doing & theres a sudden silence in the room, all eager to know who killed my poor little curries)...........It was my pan! ! !
(The crowd in the room gasp in disbelief

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Yes ladies & gentlemen. All this time, it was right in front of my eyes. There wasn't enough evidence & i couldn't go pointing my finger at all the other ingredients. I speculated that it might have been the coconut cream committing the crime. But all along you were innocent - weren't you Mr coconut milk?
"Mr pan" -? "I personally...will make sure you never do this to any of my curries ever again. Justice will be done!!!" "Straight in the bin you will go."
Misseur poirot.