I like the bit were they burn in Hell, as I'm a good friend & colleague of the High Dark Lord SaTAn, I have been given the exulted position of Grand high executioner of Hell & sourounding Underworlds which means I'm in charge of all burning rites, basically i hold the Matches ;D, The darkside is cooking an eBay scammer near you & Hell is on our side matey & asbestos underpants wont save yaaaaarrr (Bloody Pirate alter Ego ;D).
Want the secret to the taste? Grab a corpuscle fountain Pen & sign ya Soul over & its yours dam you! ;D