Wow, "fusion cuisine" indeed ! Rather more impressive than the way in which the haggis was served at a recent local "Wine, Whisky & Wisdom" quiz -- possibly not expecting a great take-up for haggis in the deep south, or perhaps to keep costs down, only one (fairly large) McSween's haggis had actually been procured and cooked : this was then padded out with a bap (containing beef or cheese as one wished). I decided to insert my (tiny) haggis portion into said beef roll, and the combination was not bad at all. And then, my luck was in : two other people on the same table decided that they didn't really want their haggis and I ended up with three portions rather than one

We came second in the quiz, incidentally, helped by winning the limerick competition for a bonus ten points : the challenge was to continue the following --
QuoteThere was a young Scotsman called Rabbie
and our winning entry was :
QuoteThere was a young Scotsman called Rabbie
Whose sporran was terribly shabby
But he made it like new
With some thread, and some glue,
And the pelt of a poor passing tabby.
** Phil.