Right then.......I deserved all that didn't I?
Well, seeing as it's full moon and Uranus is rising it's time to drop my trolley's up the aisle.
Hope I don't bum-p into security cos they will soon roll up and hear my tissue of lies and wipe the smile off my face.
I hope they turn the other cheek and don't booty me out of the store! It will be Charmin if they do!
Butt, then again they might see the funny side, not split hairs, dump the charges and kindly arske me to leave!!!
Ray