How to make Lamb Kebab Indian takeaway Recipe.

[Gav Iscon]

I'll need a cloak of invisibility to go with it.

I'm told there is a top-secret, NATO-approved, camouflage model, supplied only to Our Boys in Iraq [tm] and similar hostile locations; you'll never see one advertised, but if you know any NAAFI quartermasters, ask if they have any surplus Device, Universal, Kitchen staff for the use of, NATO code KNW-15721-005009-1962(x).  The (x) is important; it indicates the camouflage model.

** Phil.

Trouble is Phil, I've already used that rouse to dodge the housework.  :

[Peripatetic Phil]

It's the boots; they may /look/ like a nice cuddly puppy, but as soon as she tries to stroke it she'll know its you up to your old tricks again

** Phil.

[Secret Santa]

What i do with my money has nothing what so every to do with you.

I completely agree, Chris.  I wasn't debating the rights or wrongs of spending it on a Kenwood Chef and a separate electric mincer; I was just interested in how someone who is unable to work can afford such luxuries in the first place.

** Phil.

Have you been reading the Daily Mail again Phil?

[Secret Santa]

...since it is my taxes, and the taxes paid by every other member of this forum who works for a living, or who has worked for their entire life and is now living on a pension (as I am), that provide the funding for unemployment benefit, income support, incapacity benefit, disabled living allowance and so, it has a very great deal to do with me, hence my interest...

Ah, I see you have!   :

[Peripatetic Phil]

Have you been reading the Daily Mail again Phil ?  Ah, I see you have!   :

'fraid not, Santa :  Mr Waitrose very kindly offers me (free of charge) either the Telegraph or the Mail every weekday, and as one of the late, and much lamented, Maggie's staunchest supporters I have no option but to take the ToryTelegraph.  Had Sir Edward Grey been still alive at the time, I am certain that at her funeral he would have repeated those oft-quoted words "The lights are going out all over Europe; we shall not see them lighted up again in our lifetime".

** Phil.

[Les]

you'll never see one advertised,
** Phil.

That's because It's invisible Phil  ;D

Les

[Peripatetic Phil]

you'll never see one advertised,
** Phil.

That's because It's invisible Phil  ;D

Les

D@mn :  why didn't I realise that.  I spent hours staring at one of those hidden-image advertisements in a catering magazine, and not for one minute did I realise that the image I was searching for was that of a Kenwood Chef in camouflage ...

** Phil.

[Les]

you'll never see one advertised,
** Phil.

That's because It's invisible Phil  ;D

Les

D@mn :  why didn't I realise that.  I spent hours staring at one of those hidden-image advertisements in a catering magazine, and not for one minute did I realise that the image I was searching for was that of a Kenwood Chef in camouflage ...

** Phil.

Your having a Senior Moment Phil, Comes to us all in the end 

Les