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Offline Geezah

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2013, 10:54 PM »

Offline colin grigson

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2013, 10:02 AM »
It's just been on Sky News that Findus Fish Fingers are now contaminated .. they've found Sea Horse DNA in them ... whatever next ( and actually they didn't find any fingers in them so that's a double con by Findus the chiseling b******s )   :)

Offline Peripatetic Phil

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2013, 10:42 AM »
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Offline Gav Iscon

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2013, 11:00 AM »
EVEN WORSE

News just in that Linda McCartney Sausages and Burgers have tested positive for Uniquorn DNA.


N.B. Please don't tell me how bad that is cos I really, already know ;D

Offline Peripatetic Phil

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2013, 11:06 AM »
Quote from: Gav Iscon on February 13, 2013, 11:00 AM
News just in that Linda McCartney Sausages and Burgers have tested positive for Uniquorn DNA.

N.B. Please don't tell me how bad that is cos I really, already know ;D

Bad ?  It is /brilliant/ : I think it should be the last contribution in the thread, because I really don't believe it can be bettered.
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Offline commis

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2013, 11:23 AM »
But it could be battered !

Offline Malc.

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2013, 12:57 PM »
But it would be extremely ironic if the headline had read:

"News just in that Linda McCartney Sausages and Burgers have tested positive for BEEF DNA."

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Offline tempest63

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Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2013, 08:49 PM »
Some of the text jokes have been a bit beyond the pale

 

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