I know, my Aunty lived in Sussex; a lovely place with beautiful walks through woods. It's a real shame. A disgrace. Before she went she told us that the place had changed.
I remember a country that is so different to what it is now.

Well, the state of the country it's definitely over!

 

Oh dear!

My friend's wife is called Theresa Green?

Scouser, now living in Tasmania, down under.

I recently called out a bloke to have a look at my electric oven, thinking the element to have blown. He looked at the dials and clicked the alarm button off, the oven worked.
Ahem, boy was my face red. Luckily he didn't charge me; he more than likely felt sorry for me. :

The guy is certainly trying to get on telly, he became a bit annoying after a few minutes and I had to go have a lie down.

I'll let you know how I get on! Care to join me? 

Bari at the Murad Balti is the bee's knees.
It's a takeaway place but if you are ever near Wallasey road in Liscard then get a meal, he is spot on. I've never had anything short of spot on from the bloke.

Well I used to buy it from a BIR? It was really tasty too.

Yep, I know about the nagas, they never put them in, it was all finger chillies, I was robbed. Damn good curry though.

We all put a lot of love into our base gravies, some take it further than others!