;D ;D Ain't no doubt about your state of mind 0 Dark One.

Great story Chili, Is this when you started developing your asbestos tastebuds then.

;D ;D Hey Cory, Taking into consideration the hiccuping effect that Phal gives to some of you, do you think we could amass enough people together to form a new Phalamonic Orchestra. Ha Ha Get it Phalamonic Orchestra.

And a big welcome GarlicMuncher from me. You'll find an ambience of experience and expertise from the forum members and the occasional comedienne.

  Holy Moly Darth, I would be walking like John Wayne for a fornight after tackling that, Jeeze 25 Birds Eye Chillies, 2 Scotch Bonnets & 300mg of Vindalloo Curry Powder.

 ;D ;D Chicken Ringstinger lol I love that one Bart09 mate, that is a classic name.

Yep C.P. I agree with you, But as I commented a while ago certain spices should be made available via persciption {In large quantities please } because of their ability to aid certain medical ailments. I've noticed also you rarely see an Indian with a cold.

In reply to Adamski I've heard that the tastiest dishes can be found served in the beach huts. The local fish delicacy is called pomfret which is caught fresh every day usually by fisherman employed by the beach hut owners. However a friend of mine recommends to refrain from eating from most of the hotel restaunts as the risk of food poisoning is quite high. She also stated that most of the quality open air restaurants cook your meal alfresco and sometimes invite you to take part. Which I would love.

Personally I've never got to the stage where I've needed to use asbestos lined toilet paper, however I do know of a B.I.R. in Newcastle called the Rupali, This has an ongoing promotion called {Curry Hell } where if you can scoff the meal provided you don't pay. From the reports I've heard it's like eating LAVA. And a few suicide jockey's have ended up in hospital. {Darth would proberly ask for seconds }.

Has anyone noticed it has been a while since The Lord Darth has appeared. Is he on holiday or re-generating or doing something very forcefull {get it FORCE FULL }