Axe,
I was in Skegness a couple of years ago, and asked for pudding and chips, and a chip muffin. This is roughly how the conversation went;
Chippy; Eh up Duck, what can I get ya?

Ray; Hiya, can I have pudding and chip's, and a chip muffin please?

Chippy; Eh

Ray; Pudding and chip's and a chip muffin?

Chippy; Pudding, what kind of pudding

Ray; Steak and Kidney pudding?

Chippy; eh? What dya mean Duck

Ray; Duck? No, steak and kidney, ya know

Chippy; No, Duck means luv, Dya mean steak and kidney pie?

Ray; No, pudding! Oh, it's ok, I'll have steak and kidney pie instead then. ;D
Chippy; We don't sell them, if you want a pie, you'll need to go to the bakery next door.

Ray; Ok, can I have fish 'n' chips and a chip muffin then please?

Chippy; eh? Muffin, dya mean like a chocolate muffin

Ray; FORGET IT, CAN OF DIET COKE PLEASE AND THAT'S IT!!!!

Regional variations are alive and well in BFnCS land for sure ;D
Ray
