Ok I'll start the ball rolling, I can't post any piccies but let me describe the last but one curry night I did.
All started well, it was a Darth's Madras I was doing and the starters were my own version of Tandoori King Prawns served on cast iron sizzlers.
CA's Pillau rice was needed and it was about 30 mins before the guests were about to turn up.
Being bright and vagualy scientific methinks, I shall not boil 3 kettles full of water I shall put the pressure cooker on and do it in one go, far quicker.
Big mistake!!!
Our new all singing all dancing pressure cooker does not have the old type of weight in the middle that you can take off and be sure that all the pressure is released.
It is a new fangled thing that rotatates in steps to adjust the pressure. One minor design flaw with this is that when its boiling well, the vibration can actually make the weight go from unpressurised to fully pressurised without you knowing unless you look closely.
The Other design flaw is that the lid is quite stiff to get off even when it is cold.
The result of this combination of design faults and several G&T's results in me taking the lid off of a fully pressurised pressure cooker with about 6 pints of superheated water in it.
Don't try this at home folks, it bloody hurts and the one thing that went through my mind as 5 pints of steam and water tried to take may face off, is that one of the guests coming in a good looking nurse, she will look after me (I did not mention this to the wife at the time because the scalding was bad enough, let alone being castrated into the bargain.)

Anyway, apart from my skin falling off my face for a couple of days, the meal went well but the kitchen ceiling needs re-painting
