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Curry Chat => Talk About Anything Other Than Curry => Topic started by: 976bar on June 27, 2010, 05:31 PM
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For being so idle, and are on their way home now, maybe we should introduce them to here and see if they fair any better at cooking!! :)
My bet is they probably couldn't even peel an onion either... lol
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My bet is they probably couldn't even peel an onion either... lol
They don't have to, they will have someone to do it for them. Pity they don't have someone who could play football for them instead.
Don't it make you proud to be English :-\
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I've heard they're disguising themselves as Gary Glitter for their trip home....they'll get a warmer reception that way...On a brighter note though it aint half cheering me up watching the other 'alf drowning his sorrows - every cloud an' all that ;D
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We (Scots) always new there was a national delusion going on that the England team were any good. We (Scotland) are crap but we know it.
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LOL YOU GUYS!!! ;D
I've just heard that from now on, all England World Cup matches will be screened on the Gay Adult Channel. Evidently, the sight of 11 as*holes getting pounded for 90 minutes was too much for ITV!!! :)
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Just heard there's a flash flood alert in Scotland as 5 million Scots are pissing themselves laughing
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And so it begins :-\ ;D
Q. Who invented the copper wire?
A. Two Scots fighting over a penny.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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An Englishman should never engage a Scot in a battle of humour, Bez....you'll take more of a kicking than the English squad did this aft pmsl
There will never be harmony between the English and the Scottish fans as long as we are pissing in their bovril and they are shitting in our shoes ;D - Billy Connolly
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love the penny joke Razor but I've just heard that Oxo are introducing a new white cube with a red cross on it - it will be called The Laughing Stock
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Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to waste anymore time waiting for the final defeat. There is a reason we haven't won since '66 and the current squad deftly demonstrated this.
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Apparently their flight home is being re-routed via Glasgow so that they can receive a hero's welcome.
That's the last I promise!
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Well as a proud English man i am glad to say that i never once allowed myself to be put under the impression that we had any chance whatsoever of getting to the final.
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Got to admire Emile Heskey....has a disasterous World Cup....comes home, puts a frock on and wins the womens title at Wimbledon!
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LOL Domi!!!!
You're obviously into macho women!! ;)
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hehe 976bar I find most women have bigger balls than most men :P ;D I have to say I'm not keen on butch women though - too much competition for me :P
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hehe 976bar I find most women have bigger balls than most men :P ;D I have to say I'm not keen on butch women though - too much competition for me :P
I've obviously strayed in life and only met women with small balls.......Come to think of it, they didn't have any at all :P Thankfully!! ;)
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I've obviously strayed in life and only met women with small balls.
I guess you've strayed as far as Thailand at any rate 976 ;D
Incidentally, a dyslexic friend of mine has just been arrested in South Africa for trying to blow on a Zulus Vulva :o :-X
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Was that to cool it down or get it going? lol ;)
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No idea luv...all I've heard is that someone's lips were tingling though whose exactly, I don't know :P BOOM BOOM!
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Just re-read your previous post. I've never been to Thailand and for the record, I DO NOT bat for the other side!! :)
Now back to those tingling lips.......... ;) lol