Has anyone seen that farmer in Dorset that's started growing organic dildos? Business, apparently is booming but he's had alot of problems with squatters! :o
is that the same farmer who unearthed the fossil of the first lesbian dinosaur?
think they called it a lickalotopus or something
It could well be mick lol ....I was gonna pay a visit to the dildo farm but I heard it's full of nettles and I've allus had an aversion to getting a prick in my jacksy :( :P