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Curry Chat => Talk About Anything Other Than Curry => Topic started by: Peripatetic Phil on June 21, 2013, 04:15 PM
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Wanting to remove a diseased branch from the giant hawthorn tree at the bottom of the garden, I took my chainsaw outside and filled it with oil and 2-stroke mixture preparatory to firing it up. The oil went in just fine, but the petrol poured out of the petrol tank as fast as I poured it in. I told a male friend of this (over Skype) and he said "Oh, do you think you'll be able to fix it ? Do you want to borrow mine in the meantime ?". I told my wife of this (over Skype) and she said "Oh, where did the petrol go ? Not all over the living room carpet, I hope". Women !
** Phil.
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I have to believe that with many women, there seems to be some internal decoding or translation going on, along the lines of;
Man = Relays innocent, interesting or humerous statement
Woman = Scans through "blah" to identify what man has done wrong and chastise accordingly.
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(http://i.imgur.com/EQdvOQkl.jpg)
I can't imagine you any different, Phil. Anyways, tell us the truth, how is the carpet.
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Most of the image is accurate, but I never wear an apron, even when carving meet as that guy is clearly about to do ...
Anyhow, he's not very familiar with good chainsaw practice : where are his safety hat, visor, chaps, etc. ?!
** Phil.
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Most of the image is accurate, but I never wear an apron, even when carving meet as that guy is clearly about to do ...
Anyhow, he's not very familiar with good chainsaw practice : where are his safety hat, visor, chaps, etc. ?!
So pedant and finicky, Phil!
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So pedant and finicky, Phil!
The only way to survive if you use a chainsaw, Goncalo !
** Phil.