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Curry Chat => Lets Talk Curry => Topic started by: goncalo on May 20, 2013, 11:00 AM

Title: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: goncalo on May 20, 2013, 11:00 AM

Curry

Curry houses, like this one at the end of my street, are a proud part of the British establishment.

Curry is a hot and spicy sauce-based dish that was originally invented in Britain. Along with Spaghetti Bolognaise and Chinese Food, it is one of many British dishes that have become a part of Global cuisine. Today it is enjoyed around the world.

There are many kinds of curry, and choosing the right one can often be a confusing and stressful experience.


Korma

Korma comes from the Indian 'kurma' which means 'for her'. Korma was designed for women who were constantly getting taken on dates to curry houses by their spicy food-loving boyfriends. Experienced curry eaters would advise against ordering korma if you are a man, as it is comparable to ordering a J2O in a rough pub. The only exception is when it's part of an all you can eat buffet, where it's essential that you try everything (after all, it's costing you an entire

Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: Peripatetic Phil on May 20, 2013, 12:15 PM

Brilliant.  "I wish I had written that, Oscar".  "You will, Phil, you will ...".
** Phil.

Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: Stephen Lindsay on May 20, 2013, 01:08 PM

There's only one thing worse than being talked about....

Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: broski on May 20, 2013, 01:18 PM

 ;D ;D ;D brillaint mate- FLMAO at that...superb

Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: goncalo on May 20, 2013, 03:30 PM

glad you enjoyed it  ;D

Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: Aussie Mick on May 20, 2013, 03:42 PM

FANTASTIC.....

With your permission mate, I will print this out and display it in our restaurant...... ;D ;D

Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: goncalo on May 20, 2013, 04:15 PM

Quote from: Aussie Mick on May 20, 2013, 03:42 PM

FANTASTIC.....

With your permission mate, I will print this out and display it in our restaurant...... ;D ;D

I actually stole it from a public encyclopedia called "the uncyclopedia", so feel free; but be careful with the Korma as it may backfire (c.f: controversy with Cadbury/Yorkie chocolate with their "not for girls" slogan). Original link here (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Curry). The license of distribution says:

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Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: Aussie Mick on May 20, 2013, 05:28 PM

Thanks for putting this on mate.

Just found it on "uncyclopedia" I'm knicking it....haha

Title: Re: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry
Post by: goncalo on May 22, 2013, 03:03 PM

Quote from: Aussie Mick on May 20, 2013, 05:28 PM

Thanks for putting this on mate.

Just found it on "uncyclopedia" I'm knicking it....haha

Glad you enjoyed Mick ;-)