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Title: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Stephen Lindsay on February 12, 2013, 05:28 PM
(http://www.curry-recipes.co.uk/imagehost/pics/20ef2a28f21f24acc623b8392263aa27.jpg) (http://www.curry-recipes.co.uk/imagehost/#20ef2a28f21f24acc623b8392263aa27.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Peripatetic Phil on February 12, 2013, 05:35 PM
Nice.  But I think I would have added a little extra value to the text :

Quote from: Not Tesco
Spaghetti Pasta served with a Minced Beef Meat Bolognese sauce

** Phil.
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Stephen Lindsay on February 12, 2013, 05:48 PM
ty Phil

This is actually version 2, version 1 last night still had cows and i got a friend to replace them with nags. I'll see what i can do with your suggestion.

It's a bit of light relief, God knows I'm fed up reading some of the threads that have dominated this site the past two days.
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Stephen Lindsay on February 12, 2013, 05:54 PM
(http://www.curry-recipes.co.uk/imagehost/pics/f91fcecdfa3d6d6500da53846ecc8eb3.jpg) (http://www.curry-recipes.co.uk/imagehost/#f91fcecdfa3d6d6500da53846ecc8eb3.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: curryhell on February 12, 2013, 06:05 PM
Dare I ask if the oil will separate from the sauce  :o ;D
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Stephen Lindsay on February 12, 2013, 06:12 PM
CH it probably will but what will it mean?

Not to worry, it's horses for courses I suppose.
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Stephen Lindsay on February 12, 2013, 08:26 PM
with Phil's help this is an updated version

(http://www.curry-recipes.co.uk/imagehost/pics/8ae5f9d2f00204bb17927bcd87397390.jpg) (http://www.curry-recipes.co.uk/imagehost/#8ae5f9d2f00204bb17927bcd87397390.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: natterjak on February 12, 2013, 08:58 PM
So is there any truth in the rumour that Findus changed the cheese in their Lasagnes to Mascapony?
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Geezah on February 12, 2013, 09:05 PM
I don't know why people are getting so concerned about all this horsemeat talk.
As long as it tastes good and you can run a furlong and jump well, what is there to complain about?
We eat chicken, duck, pig, cow, fish, frogs, fish eggs, deer and now horse..... thats somewhat healthy compared to eating fungus which no one bats an eye to in a chicken & mushroom pie.

I can't wait for next week in Delhi and try some of thier wares :)
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Naga on February 12, 2013, 09:37 PM
Quote from: natterjak on February 12, 2013, 08:58 PM
So is there any truth in the rumour that Findus changed the cheese in their Lasagnes to Mascapony?

They're getting worse! And better too! :)
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Geezah on February 12, 2013, 10:54 PM
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Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: colin grigson on February 13, 2013, 10:02 AM
It's just been on Sky News that Findus Fish Fingers are now contaminated .. they've found Sea Horse DNA in them ... whatever next ( and actually they didn't find any fingers in them so that's a double con by Findus the chiseling b******s )   :)
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Peripatetic Phil on February 13, 2013, 10:42 AM
Deleted, no longer relevant.
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Gav Iscon on February 13, 2013, 11:00 AM
EVEN WORSE

News just in that Linda McCartney Sausages and Burgers have tested positive for Uniquorn DNA.


N.B. Please don't tell me how bad that is cos I really, already know ;D
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Peripatetic Phil on February 13, 2013, 11:06 AM
Quote from: Gav Iscon on February 13, 2013, 11:00 AM
News just in that Linda McCartney Sausages and Burgers have tested positive for Uniquorn DNA.

N.B. Please don't tell me how bad that is cos I really, already know ;D

Bad ?  It is /brilliant/ : I think it should be the last contribution in the thread, because I really don't believe it can be bettered.
** Phil.
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: commis on February 13, 2013, 11:23 AM
But it could be battered !
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: Malc. on February 13, 2013, 12:57 PM
But it would be extremely ironic if the headline had read:

"News just in that Linda McCartney Sausages and Burgers have tested positive for BEEF DNA."

 8)
Title: Re: A Bit of Horsing Around
Post by: tempest63 on February 14, 2013, 08:49 PM
Some of the text jokes have been a bit beyond the pale